I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
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They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
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Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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