so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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