I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
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I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
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i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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