Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
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I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
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She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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