She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
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We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
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I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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