i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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