Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
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how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
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He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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