I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Randomize
