I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
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Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
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He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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