new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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