I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
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You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
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Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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