we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
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Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
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I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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