oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
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you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
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Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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