Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
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Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
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He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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