I bet he comes in French.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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