Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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