Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
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We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
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I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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