I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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