I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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