She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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