my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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