I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
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Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I think I sprained my soul last night
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Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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