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  dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.

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  woah 15?

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  i know! what is this dateline?

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat

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• (607): View more from New York

  flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.

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• (760): View more from California

  explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers

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• (415): View more from California

  I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.

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  LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES

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• (407): View more from Florida

  If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach

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