He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow