Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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