Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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