You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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