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you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
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I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
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Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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