it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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