...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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