Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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