i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
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He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
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My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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