Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
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She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
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Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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