love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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