do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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