omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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