Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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