On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
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