CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
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we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
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Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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