Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
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He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
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Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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