Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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