After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Randomize
