That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
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Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
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Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
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