just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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