Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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