So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
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