I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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