i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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