She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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