is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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