i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
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