This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
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you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
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Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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