i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
false alarm. still invincible.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
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Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
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I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
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so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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