the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
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just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
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Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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